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OSCN Cuffing Edition Hoodie
OSCN Cuffing Edition Hoodie
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OSCN Cuffing Edition Hoodie
Cuffing Season used to mean finding someone to keep you warm through winter. In Oklahoma, it also means checking if she’s literally cuffed down at county. One minute she’s cuddled on your couch eating Braum’s fries, the next you’re on OSCN discovering she’s got a pending felony, two no-shows, and a mugshot that screams “public intox at the Hi-Lo.”
That’s love in the Sooner State—roses, court costs, and surprise warrants. But even if she’s gone downtown, the OSCN Cuffing Edition Hoodie will still be there for you. It’s soft enough to nap in after posting bail, warm enough for waiting rooms that smell like old coffee and despair, and durable enough to handle all the stress Taco Bell runs in between hearings.
Sure, your relationship might be “pending,” but this hoodie? Rock solid. Who knew that the softest hoodie you’ll ever own comes with such a cool design? You won’t regret buying this classic streetwear piece with a pouch pocket to stash commissary receipts, a hood to keep you warm on those long courthouse walks, and a style that says, “At least one of us made good choices.”
Details:
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
⚠️ Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Cuffing Season used to mean finding someone to keep you warm through winter. In Oklahoma, it also means checking if she’s literally cuffed down at county. One minute she’s cuddled on your couch eating Braum’s fries, the next you’re on OSCN discovering she’s got a pending felony, two no-shows, and a mugshot that screams “public intox at the Hi-Lo.”
That’s love in the Sooner State—roses, court costs, and surprise warrants. But even if she’s gone downtown, the OSCN Cuffing Edition Hoodie will still be there for you. It’s soft enough to nap in after posting bail, warm enough for waiting rooms that smell like old coffee and despair, and durable enough to handle all the stress Taco Bell runs in between hearings.
Sure, your relationship might be “pending,” but this hoodie? Rock solid. Who knew that the softest hoodie you’ll ever own comes with such a cool design? You won’t regret buying this classic streetwear piece with a pouch pocket to stash commissary receipts, a hood to keep you warm on those long courthouse walks, and a style that says, “At least one of us made good choices.”
Details:
• 100% cotton face
• 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
• Front pouch pocket
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Matching flat drawstrings
• 3-panel hood
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
⚠️ Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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