Proud Okie

Well butter my biscuit and call me fancy — this here ain’t just any ol’ T-shirt, nosir. This bad boy’s softer than a baby bunny nuzzlin' a cotton ball. It breathes like a fresh breeze off the holler, and it’s got just enough stretch to keep you comfy whether you’re haulin’ hay, fishin’ down by the creek, or two-steppin' at the county fair. You throw this on, and folks gonna think you cleaned up real nice — even if you didn’t.

Here’s the lowdown on what you’re slippin’ into:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (them Heather ones got a lil’ polyester mixed in)
• Light as a feather at 4.2 oz/yd² (that’s 142 grams per meter for y’all city folk)
• Done pre-shrunk so it don’t go all cattywampus after the first wash
• Side-seamed build — keeps it shaped up better than Mawmaw’s casserole dish
• Shoulder-to-shoulder tappin’ for some good ol’ structural integrity
• Made yonder in Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the good ol’ U.S. of A.

You ain’t gotta be headed to town to wear somethin’ this nice — but it sure wouldn’t hurt.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!